It hurts. It hurts so much. I am dying. I am dying. They killed me.
Who are you? Oh, you are a simple girl. Hello child. As you can see, I am dying. How?

The endermen, the endermen. How can you tell me you've never heard of them? The black long bodies with claws and teeth and jaws that drop to the ground when they're angry. The endermen, the ones with the purple eyes (not the green) and emit blackened purple smoke. The endermen, the endermen, the ones that murdered me.

ThereisbloodeverywhereandithurtssomuchbutIwillnotweepinthefaceofdeathand-

No, those are Testificates, they're nice people. No, those are zombies, they are not tall. No, no no! Those are skeletons! Will you just listen to me? I am talking about the endermen, the ENDERMEN! The ones that drop pearls that lead you to their world, their End. The ones that attack and can teleport and destroy houses in minutes. The tall ones, with their heads reaching the skies. THOSE are endermen.

Sillychildknowsnothinglivesinarockbutithurtssomuchohgod-

Not Endearmen. Not Slenderman. Not Splendorman! No, ENDERman. With an END. Yes, yes, you've got it now. They came from their little world, and I've been there you know. How dare you! I am not insane, I am telling the truth. I know it as I know my wife, stupid girl, I know. Don't roll your eyes at me, fool, they'll get stuck like that one day. And how will you see, then?

OhgodmywifeIlovehersomuchIwishthisdidn'thappen-

See girl, they're evolving here. The air changes them, the water frightens them, and they've learned. They took apart my house, and they-- no, no, they don't have TNT, be quiet. They took apart my house and came for me. I killed one, and they came for me. They came for me, goddamn it, stop looking at me like that! Would I run myself through with my own sword? NO!

BecauseithurtssomuchohgodwhyihaveaholeinmychestandiambleedingtodeathanditHURTS-

They, they, my wife is dead because of them, and I don't have much time left, so let me tell you how to kill them. They are deadly, and they are wary, and they've learned how to craft, dear girl, and that is how they are dangerous. This isn't my sword, I have a supply of golden ones, no, no, these endermen took their blocks and turned them into diamond swords and shovels and pickaxes. They're taking over, and they came for me, my own sword of Damocles.

TheycameandtheydestroyedmeandnowIamdyingandIthurtsandiwanttodiebutIwanttoliveohpleaseIwanttolive-

Whatever you do don't LOOK at them, girl! Don't look, as fascinating as they are. Their elongated, disproportionate bodies are marvels, but do not look. They will attack. And when they do, you will die. DIE! They will pursue you until either it dies or you die or rain starts falling. They can teleport, and now they have weapons. Water kills them fast, use water.

WeaponsthatheyusetohurtmeandithurtsandIwishIwasdeadbutnoIneedtotellthisgirlsoshedoesnotmakethesamemistakesthatI-

The End, the End is where they came from, damn things, and there is their home. Don't ever go there. No, I will NEVER tell you how to get there. You will die. It is the only way to leave, unless you kill the dragon. I AM NOT INSANE, YOU IDIOTIC GIRL! I am not insane! I am not insane! You are too stupid, too blindsighted by your idiocy and assumptions to see the truth. No? Then listen. The end is a vast wasteland of obsidian columns and endermen. They will kill you, and-- I already told you I am not telling you. No. No! NO!

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
STOP STOP STOP
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IT HURTS OH GOD STOP PLEASE
PLEASE CHILD PLEASE STOP
IT HURTS TOO MUCH
NONONONONO I WILL NOT TELL YOU
NO
NO
NO
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NONONONO YOU WILL DIE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE--
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP--

FINE!

Oh god. Oh god I think you've solidified my death. G-Girl... stupid ch-child... how could you do such a thing? I was already dying. I was already in pain. Why would you--
It is not that important! I am trying to protect you from dying! No-

NO! NONONONO! I will tell you please stop JUSTGETAWAYFROMME!!

I am not... I am not crying. Just stay over there. S-Stay away from me, you s-sadistic piece of shit, and I will tell you what you want to know.

OhgodithurtssomuchohgodithurtswhydidyoumakeitworsewhydidyouhavetomakeitworseIdon'twanttodie--

Yes, yes, the information. Sorry. You simply ripped out parts of my body for your own sick pleasure is all. I am so terribly sorry I am not able to deal with this blindingpainithurtspleasegodKILLME pain.

Kill ten endermen. Ten or twelve I can't remember. I CAN'T REMEMBER I AM HONEST! P-Please just stay over there. Please.
Ten or twelve I promise I tell the truth, child. Take their pearls, you will need them, but they will come for you if you have them. They can sense them. They will hurt you--
Alright alright! Y-You need blaze rods. From blazes. Good god, girl, you will die, and it will not be painless. But fine, fine, you need to get to the Nether.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE NETHER IS!?

Obsidian blocks and a flint and steel. Set the inside on fire, you get a portal. Kill the blazes and take the rods they drop. Five... maybe four you need. I don't quite remember, I'm so sorry please don't--
Thank you. Turn the rods into blaze powder, and combine that and the pearls to make Eyes of Ender. You need many, make as many as you can.

Find a Stronghold. Throw an Eye of Ender into the sky, and it will guide you. I am not fabricating a lie, I am telling the truth. I am not insane. I promise you I am not insane.
Make sure the portal frame is working.... and place each Eye...... of Ender in each frame piece. It should turn on..... And then you jump through, and you are in the End.

I am so tired, girl. I am so tired and you've hurt me so badly. Please let me rest and die in peace.

IDONTWANTTODIEOHGOD

I told you everything, now leave me.

PLEASEDON'TLEAVEMEHEREALONE.

Leave? Oh, you don't leave the End. You have to kill the enderdragon, and they are... nearly impossible to d-defeat.
Yes, I did.
But you will never be able to kill them. I nearly died. I barely made it out alive. My friends were not so lucky.
That was forever ago, back when I was a.... younger man. Back when.... when I had.... hopes. But those endermen.... have been trying to kill me for so long. They've s-succeeded.... they've succeeded!
IamnotcryingIamnotcryingIamnotcryingohgodIamcryinginfrontofalittlegirl

I don't remember how. I don't. I swear I am telling the truth. Why would I lie now, why would I lie I am dying--

STOP
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IAMNOTLYINGPLEASE
PLEASESTOPTHISITHURTSTOOMUCHIJUSTWANTTODIEINPEACE
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASELETMEJOINMYWIFEINPEACEPLEASE

PLEASE

P-PLEASE

P-Please

Please

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